This video should answer all of those burning questions:
And now you know. Now you can understand why I always look like a frazzled mess... Because I have to deal with things like this several times a day.
And to make matters worse, on top of being covered in toilet water, Marco also crapped his pants and had wet runny poop sliding down his legs. Lovely.
Moms of girls, you ain't got nothing on this... This is a boy thing through and through.
Any further questions?